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"If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up somewhere else." -Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting.
I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats.
I never said most of the things I said.
I wish I had an answer to that
because I'm tired of answering that question.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.
Let them walk to school like I did.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park,
nobody's gonna stop 'em.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
It ain't over till it's over.
It gets late early out there.
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Nobody goes there anymore.
It's too crowded.
The future ain't what it used to be.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
There are some people who,
if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
Yogi Berra is an American icon. His funny point of view reminds me of how the Buddah explains spiritual theory. Browse these popular quotes and see the spirital wisdom of Yogi Berra.
Spiritual Wisdom of Yogi Berra Quotes
Free Spiritual Guidance
by Jordan Canon, Spiritual Advisor
We have deep depth.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces
because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going,
because you might not get there.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
If you can't imitate him,
don't copy him.
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis,
we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York.
If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?"
Yogi replied, "Surprise me."
"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game,
and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
It ain't the heat; it's the humility.
I think Little League is wonderful.
It keeps the kids out of the house.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Never answer anonymous letters.
He hits from both sides of the plate.
He’s amphibious.
In baseball, you don’t know nothin’.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces
because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman
because it had a bag on it’s head.”
I want to thank all those who made this night necessary.
Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin.
Interviewer – “Why, you’re a fatalist!”
Yogi Berra – “You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.”
“You got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going,
because you might not get there.”
